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Charmed > Piper's Quotes
Season 1
Something Wicca This Way Comes
Prue: Don't you think you're overreacting? We're perfectly safe here.
Piper: Don't say that. In horror movies, the person who says that is
always the next to die.
Phoebe: According to the Book Of Shadows,
one of our ancestors was a witch, named Melinda Warren.
Piper: And we have a cousin who's a drunk, an aunt who's manic, and a
father who's invisible.
Dead Man Dating
Piper: I don’t know. I panic, I put up both hands and bad things tend to
freeze.
Dream Sorceror
Phoebe: I’m telling you, Piper. The spell worked.
Piper: Shh. A little louder, Phoebe. I don’t think Oakland heard.
The Witch is Back
Phoebe: I don’t understand. Am I the only person in this family who’s
inherited the "take a chance" gene?
Piper: Probably. 'Cause if I remember my biology correctly, it’s attached
to the "can’t mind my own business" gene.
Season 2
Animal Pragmatism
Prue: Why
do I have to carry the poisonous snake?
Piper: Because you're the oldest.
Prue: So?
Piper: So you've lived a full life.
Chick Flick
Piper:
I'm being stalked by pyscho killers, and I hide in the shower?!
Season 3
Bride And Gloom
Piper: Gee, Prue, it's only 9:00 and your date's
already over? How very Disney of you.
All Halliwell's Eve
Eva: Oh, you've made that clock so small, you
must posses great powers.
Piper: No, just a great credit card.
Sin Fransisco
Piper: Oh, no, don't tell me we got
infected with the sin thingy.
All Hell Breaks Loose
Piper: What do you say
Oprah or Barbara? Barbara makes you cry, we go with Oprah
Coyote Piper
Prue: You have ten seconds to leave on
your own.
Piper/Terra: Or what? What are you going to do, hit me with another
rhyming couplet?
Season 4
Hell Hath No Fury
Piper: You stole our sacred book so you could perform magical plastic surgery on yourself?
Piper : This chick just saved your ass you
sniveling ingrate.
A Paige From The Past
Darryl: Piper...
Piper: Uh-huh.
Darryl: You froze the crime scene.
Piper: Uh-huh.
Darryl: You cannot freeze a crime scene.
Piper: Well, I did.
Season 5
The Importance Of Being Phoebe
Paige: Okay, we need a plan.
Piper: Okay, here it is. We go home, we vomit...
The Day The Magis Died
Piper : Hi. I may be stuck in bed but I am not stuck on
stupid. I know that something's going on.
A Witch In Time
Leo: Ladies, death cannot be feared. For
death, in time, comes to all witches. You know, the witch who says she's not
scared in battle is a liar. The real witch is the one who fights.
Piper: Honey?
Leo: Yeah?
Piper: Zip it.
Season 6
Used Karma
Piper: I'm confused. How does cleansing her aura get Jason back?
Paige: No, Phoebe didn't cast the spell. Richard did.
Piper: Richard wants Jason back?"
Witchstock
Piper (talking about Grams): Yeah. I
figured her more for steel-toed orthopedics, you know, the better to kick your
ass with.
Piper : Well, that's good 'cause your
family misses you, too. I mean, I don't have a lot of people to hang out with
aside from my baby who doesn't really say much and then one really neurotic
whitelighter.
The Legend Of Sleepy Halliwell
Piper : I'm talking about our lives. We can't just drop what we're doing
every time somebody's head comes rolling down the stairs
Oh My Goddess
Piper: You asked me to marry you and I did.
You wanted a family and I gave you a son. And now you want me to watch you just
walk away?
Leo: It's not that simple.
Piper: Then make it simple. Because I'm trying really hard to understand.
Leo: Piper, if I had a choice in any of this, I would choose you. I always have.
Piper: Then choose me now. Then let's go home.
Season 7
Seven Years Witch
Piper: Oh, no. Am I dead again?
Styx Feet Under
Piper : I'm not dead. I'm Death. As if my
life wasn't busy enough already
Scry Hard
Piper: OK... let me handle Wyatt. This
requires a mother's touch... Wyatt Matthew Halliwell! You stop this nonsense
right now!
Season 8
Mr And Mrs Witch
Phoebe : Piper, what did you put in the food?
Piper : Food was in the food. Thank you.
Phoebe : How do you explain this?
Piper : And don't look at me, she is the one who
said assassin.
Billie : Well, it's a figure of speech
Piper : Well, apparently not.
If
you have some others, send them to me ;)
Those where I don't rember the season
Piper : Leo,I have growing powers inside of
me. Powers I do not understand, and the only person who does understand them
never has time to talk. Add that to raging hormones and I guarantee you, I am
absolutely entitled to do the crying thing!
[ End of the 4th season or begining of the 5th -
Thank you Joanna]
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